“How to NOT Give a F*ck”

Not giving a Fuck is easy right?

Just…

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If NOT giving a F*ck was easy you wouldn’t be here now would you?

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You’re not as brazen as you think, most of you are pussies. 

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I SMELL IT ON YOU.

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Some pussy ass niggas and some pussy ass bitches.

Yea, we starting the blog off just like that.

Leave now or forever hold your peace.

Back to yall pussy ass,

NOT giving a fuck is a skill that not many possess. I know, I know, I know you think you’re apart of that 1%.

I know you do.

BUT,

YOU GIVE A FUCK

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and it’s ok.

You pissed at this blog? Just stay with me it’s not over. 

To be quite frank, we all give a fuck about SOMETHING. 

Because honestly,

We humans in this bitch.

It’s not only normal to give a fuck but it’s also natural to give a fuck.

It not about NOT giving a fuck, it about your distribution of fucks to give.

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Stay with me, it’ll make sense later.

This blog serves as a double conundrum. “How to Not Give a F*ck” is just not that easy.

WE need to set the record straight about HOW MANY FUCKS TO GIVE, WHEN SHOULD YOU GIVE A FUCK, AND WHEN IT’S OK TO NOT GIVE A FUCK.

THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKS.

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We all have some fucks to give, but we must pay attention to who and where our fucks are going.


Because honestly I need people to give a fuck about certain things like:

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Passing the third grade with the rest of your friends.

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Telling your friend her breath stank, her tongue too.

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BLOCKING Sallie Mae on your caller id.

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Eating pussy with ya ass up in the air.

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Cleaning your earring backs.

Dear, You’re sour.

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Most importantly washing that ass:

Please wash your ass.

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Wash that mf from the front to the back.

Use a white towel to see your damage.

THIS LIST IS SOME SHIT TO CARE ABOUT.

ESSENTIAL SHIT.


You see,

YOU CAN’T HELP WHAT YOU CARE ABOUT.

People live their lives TRYING TO NOT GIVE A FUCK. 

That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works.

It’s ok, breathe again.  Giving a fuck is ok.

When has something eaten you alive but you decided to YELL I don’t give a fuck?

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YOU GIVE A FUCK

Human to human,

Disguising your feelings isn’t healthy nor is it real.

Because when you don’t give a fuck you don’t have to yell it from the mountain tops.

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When you scream “I don’t give a fuck”
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And adding context clues to you not giving a fuck…

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When Really…

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You’re doing a lot for a person that doesn’t give a fuck.

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When you ponder and DWELL on something that you say you don’t give a fuck about….guess what?

You give a fuckity fuck.

Who sits up and talks about a situation they couldn’t care less about?

Matter of fact who THINKS about a something they give no fucks about?

A person that in deed gives a fuck.

Be real with yourself.

And if this doesn’t apply let it fly.

What a mf eats does NOT make you shit. If you say you don’t give a fuck, then don’t.

If you don’t give a fuck your friends shouldn’t hear you complain about it, your man shouldn’t hear it, your moma shouldn’t hear it , and shiddd I definitely shouldn’t hear about it.

That’s like bringing up the LONG HAIR you USED to have. (swimming class took your hair out?)

No one cares about shit YOU used to have.

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That’s what not giving a fuck is…Not even bringing it up.


It’s only certain shit you should walk around earth caring about. Simple as that.

Things start to get confusing when we avert our energy into the wrong things.

Because what more should we care about other than our family/friends, making money, and washing our ass?

You see this world is full of temptations, and the devil is always waiting to tempt and entice you.

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Stop losing energy over shit thats out of your control.

Like a dear friend told me if it’s not feeding you, fucking you, or financing you it’s not your business.

When you focus on the wrong shit, you get the wrong results.

COME ON SOMEBODY, I DON’T THINK YA’LL HEAR ME.

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When you focus on the wrong shit, you get ALL the wrong results. 


IT’S CERTAIN THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT LIKE:

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Hating ass bitches

Lil dick niggas

Other people’s business

And

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NOT giving a fuck should HELP you not hurt you.

You must be selective about the fucks you give. If you aren’t, the world will run over you.

Shiddd I’ll run over you.

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YOU’RE PREY.

You instantly a goofy.

When you give too many fucks, it makes you a target.

People will take your kindness for weakness.

Shiddd I’ll take your kindness for weakness.

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It’s like why not?

PLAY PUSSY, GET FUCKED.

I need you to be on your A game.

Stare a mf right in the face

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I mean right in the face

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And look for that fuck to give.


Not giving a fuck has all the potential in the world to PROTECT you. It’s important. And Now it’s time to show you …

HOW TO NOT GIVE A F*CK

  1. Mind the buisness that pays you. Who you fuck is not making me nut, and what you eat is not making me shit. So why should I care? It’s damn near a mental illness to worry about something that does not pertain to you.
  2. Ignore or block negative people and negative energy. They can see you but you don’t see them.

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3. Smoke weed every day of your life, I swear you gone forget about every fuck you even thought about giving!

4. Find a hobby/Get money. This automatically makes you too busy to EVEN try to give a fuck. You busy bitch. Giving a fuck would be a distraction to the BAG. Bitch you got shit to lose.

5. Feel it, then release. Feel those emotions for about five minutes or so then keep shit moving. Tf? You ain’t no hoe, yo Moma didn’t raise no hoe.

6. Be secure within yourself. This one is important. You have to love yourself enough to know that a mf gone always talk about you. Whether you ugly, cute, rich or poor a mf will always have your name in their mouth.

What people say about you is none of your business.

Give NO fucks!

7. Most imporantly BUSS MANY MANY MANY NUTS. That always helps.


I love y’all and remember it’s ok to give a fuck sometimes, but giving a fuck all the time makes you susceptible to being played.

Play Pussy, Get Fucked.

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