It’s Chicago Nigga: South Side vs. West Side

It’s CHICAGO Nigga:

“Welcome to Chicago where them GDs bang 

And the BDs tote them guns like everyday

Big thots, Mild Sauce, see Gangstas Roamin

And shootings don’t stop til’ 8 in the mornin”

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Welcome.

Welcome to the Windy City, Chi-Town.

No, this isn’t about what you see on the news, Chicago is NOT Chi-Raq.

Chicago is Chicago.

It’s like when outsiders talk about Chicago they see this:

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When really Chicago is the only place where you can get a 6 piece fried hard w/ extra mild sauce,  where you can freely say “that lil mf decent”, where footworking is a traditional dance,

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where the intersection on Stony Island almost claimed your life not once but twice, where there was a candy store on every corner, where we say “g”,  where being called a goofy hurts more than salt in your wounds,

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where you witness the crackheads out living the young.

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Chicago.

Home of  Kanye, Bump J, Common, Bernie Mac, Terrance Howard, Jennifer Hudson, Oprah, Twista, R-Kelly, Barack Obama, but most importantly Chief Keef.


If you’re not from Chicago:

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sorry

Your life is miserable, you lack culture, you lack understanding.

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Accept it and move forward.


To be perfectly clear this blog isn’t about the unfortunate, the help, or the peasants who aren’t Chicagoans.

It’s about The South Side of Chicago vs. The West Side of Chicago

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Now we all know we that everything can’t and won’t fit in a little ole blog, we could direct a movie off this shit.

Some will argue that the South Side automatically wins because it’s huge compared to the West side and has more people to argue that the South Side is the upper echelon. 

But remember quality over quantity.

We aren’t here to discuss statistics, we’re here to debate shit that matters like:

Food, Music, Dances, Fashion, Men, Women, and of course Tradition.

What’s are differences? Are there any? Does the South Side smell better than the West? I heard he sun don’t even shine on the west side. 

Tell me Something What the fuck are the differences?

Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.

I’m Fucking with ya’ll, we gone end this shit right here right now.

And no matter what happens in this blog,

Remember we are family.

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Now let’s cut the Kum Ba Yah bullshit and get down to the nitty gritty,

Let’s Start with fashion for a warm up.


Fashion in The Wild Wild West:

I’m praying for ya’ll.

Ya’ll the type of people who put ketchup on fried chicken and you do the same thing when it comes to style.

The shit doesn’t go…like at all.

Ya’ll swear ya’ll fresh

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It’s like everyone from out west is going through a mid life crisis,

Visual representation of how they make their pieces hit:

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The men AND the women from out west love and I mean LOVE Designer.

And they’ll make sure you know of it. They mix match designer like it’s their brithright, I think they still use the HDR filter as well.

Out West people don’t fucking play, if you got the Robin jeans he bringing the Pelle.

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sicko-compressed

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I’m worried.

Not only do ya’ll stay in the latest desginer, but ya kids do too.

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Ahhhh.

Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart.

Amen.

The fashion is generational.

It’s like an American horror story, these people are foreigners.And sad to say, but these type are the best dressed out westerners.

You’d usually see this:

Y’all wear shit like

Out West puts the fashion in “fashion shows”, but they’re disastrous. None of their pieces hit, none mesh, none are stylish.

It’s a lose lose situation,

Either you get someone who has on all the designer like GUCCI, LOUIS, PRADA,

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& Still looks like hot dog water

or you get some heathens that quite frankly my dear don’t give a fuck

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It’s a miss or miss.

OutSouth Fashion:

Sending prayers for out west.

South Side wins this round.


Music from the South Side:

We are here, living our truth in 2018.

The South Side has better music, we know this man.

The South Side put Chicago on the map, making it possible for Lud Foe Or Sicko Mobb to do what they do or did.

And that’s just the truth.

Chief Keef and his niggas opened up that door, pay homage.

I mean really do I have to name all of the greats from the South Side? You already know em.

If out west is adamant about winning this topic then it must be two Out Wests.

Who produced great music that is still producing great music in 2018 that’s from Out West?

There’s no classic music from out west, sorry to break it to you buddy.

Y’all do this shit called Jackball?

Where you turn that weak ass music all the ya up and Swerve lane to lane.

Lmao calm down.

Let’s pray Z-Money acts as y’all savior.

Save them Z-Money, Save them!

South Side wins again

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Dances from the West Side:

Moving right along to Dancing,

Out West Wins automatically.

I mean they created boppin, it don’t get no better than that.

Bopping puts everybody in they glow, you feel that shit in your chest.

When you get done

You feel better, everything is clearer and you really feeling like that nigga.

South Side niggas too cool to dance, they not about to be shucking and jiving.

Out West also Lovessssssss house music.

They step step side to side until they can’t anymore.

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Women from the South Side:

With all due respect, I’m all for women empowerment…but you out west bitches need to get y’all shit together.

I’m not gone say it again.

Shit like this is unacceptable.

When out west men see out south women it’s like a culture shock.

With all due disrespect They love out south women.

South Side Wins

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Men from Out West:

The best type of Chicago man.

Yes I said it!

They are literally the sweetest, Out West men are caring compared to the men from the south side.

The out west men put the woman FIRST:

They cater to women.

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Out south men:

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They put themselves first unfortunatley,

Out South men will beat yo ass, out west men won’t. (Don’t call me if an out west nigga beating your ass, this blog is subjective)

Out south men make you put on for the weed and the liquor,

Out west men:

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West Side wins

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Tradition from Out West:

Out South don’t even know what this is.

Out West has this one in the bag,

From the FeFes to the parties in the parks,

Out West don’t play about their families

They stick together, unlike the South Side.

This how y’all be looking too.

You gotta watch out for your own Moma on the South Side.

Because it really be ya own niggas.

And they don’t shoot and kill as much as out south.

Out West people like to fight, not shoot.

You never heard of a party ending out west, Did you?

Because when the police comes they just move the party to the next block and the next block and the next block, you catch my drift.

There’s no such thing as turning down.

The West side takes the cake for family and tradition.

West Side wins.

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Food from both sides:

It’s a tie.

sorry, it’s the truth.

I’ve eaten Harold’s and I’ve eaten Uncle Remus,

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MacArthurs, Jerk Taco Man, Harold’s.All that shit good.


Where are you from?

Which side has won?

At the end of the day, Both sides represent Chicago.

Both sides have their own culture, both sides crack cards, both sides indulge in fuckery.

The West Side just a little dirtier.

I love us.

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