“4 Experiences of THE Hoe Phase”

you’s a hoe, You’s a hoe, You’s A Hoe, YOU’S A HOE,

Stop acting like y’all don’t know what I’m talking about.

Its the phase where your pussy pops severely.

If you gone be a hoe, at least make it look good.

Your pussy is in it’s prime.

It’s shining bright like a diamond, and it’s not entitled to anyone. It’s yours and you’re having your way.


I don’t literally mean go and fuck every nigga with a heartbeat and hard dick.

I just mean TREAT YO SELF.

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The Hoe Phase is imperative in finding out what you like sexually, but most importantly what you like ROMANTICALLY.

Every nigga WILL not stimulate your mind like they stimulate your vagina.

It’s about figuring out what you do like, what you don’t like, and what you might like.

Do you like big dicks or little ones? Do you like emotional men, or non-emotional men?

Do you like your ass ate? 


YOU KNOW SHIT LIKE THAT. It’s about figuring shit out.

So does that really make you a hoe if you just figuring shit out?



But Hoe-ism doesn’t come naturally, something triggers that inner hoe inside of you.


Think I’m lying? Ask your mother. She was once a hoe.

Lebron’s Mother never got out of this phase. 

Stepping into The Hoe Phase is all due to chain reactions. Triggers if you must.

What happened to you? Why are you this unraveling HOE all of sudden? 

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You have different dick appointments back to back. Unread messages left to right. Taking hoe baths like its a religion.

Nonetheless you’re enjoying your freedom, but you also begin to feel a little ran down. img_0052

The stress of being a hoe is taking it’s toll.

It’s not fun anymore. You got bags under our eyes and your pussy is sore.

You don’t even like any of these niggas, so what are you really doing?


You’re acting out and it’s not completely your fault.

There are 4 different triggers of THE Hoe Phase:

1. Breakups

2. Breakdowns

3. Lack of Experience

4. Insecurities

THE Hoe Phase


Let’s REITERATE before we get started. This blog is using the word HOE very very loosely.



That’s not why we’re here.

We all know you hoes can suck a bullet out of a gun on safety.


But broadcast your talents elsewhere and not on this particular BLOG.

Let’s get started shall we,


  1. The Breakup Hoe: 

    The Breakup Hoe, these the type of hoes that just got out of a relationship and ready to let loose.

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    The heartbroken hoe. Nigga done broke up with her and she’s feeling more vulnerable than ever.

    Hurt hoe. She’s trying to make herself feel better, feel wanted by indulging in doses of dick.

    But the hoe has never dealt with the hurt from her previous nigga, so she’ll be in a cycle of doing dick after dick after dick after dick.

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    Until she realizes why she’s dealing with all of these different type of man, she’ll forever be a hurt hoe. 


    So Ladies, when leaving a relationship, please take some time to yourself.

Deal with that hurt first, assess why the relationship didn’t work out. 

Note how you can handle past problems with your ex differently with a future partner.

I mean do you really want to carry all of that baggage into your next relationships?



That NEW DICK won’t heal the hurt from that old one. 

  1. The Traumatized Hoe: 

    The Traumatized Hoe, these the type of hoes who recently just lost her pet cat Coco or got into a car accident and killed someone like murderer Brandy. 

    tenor (2)The distraught hoe. Her life took a traumatic turn somewhere and her hoe senses started tingling. 

    This the type of hoe that doesn’t want to face reality. Delusional Hoe if you must. More delusional than Bow Wow. giphy (12)Accept reality! Realize that, that situation HAS in fact happened and how to deal with it. 

You just lost your job? Dick won’t fix that.

You just got robbed for your Iphone 5c and pink panties? Dick won’t fix that.

Your absent father didn’t wish you a Happy Birthday? Dick won’t fix that. 

This is the type of hoe that compensates dick, for reality. She’s coping with dick, living in a fantasy world. 



The type of hoe that doesn’t want to DEAL with that trauma, she’d rather deal with dicks. 


The Inexperienced Hoe:

The Inexperienced Hoe, these the type of hoes that’s not used to getting dick. She either was ugly and glo’ed up or was sheltered, went away to college and started getting fucked. A lot of these hoes was raised in the church. 


The little innocent hoe. The hoe that gets fucked on the low. Who she think she fooling? 

This the type of hoe that’s involved in every organization possible. A PRODUCTIVE HOE. 


We all know a frontin’ hoe like this type. She loves to play that role but really? REALLY? WE are on to this type.


She can get a little crazy. But is it her fault?

She shouldn’t really be at this stage in her life


But, This type of hoe was sheltered like Anne Frank in the attic. 

She didn’t know dick felt so good, didn’t know that dick would turn her out.

She stepped into her Hoe Phase as:861854781.gifAnd Left as:


This type of hoe can be saved, she just NEEDED that experience for her well being.

  1. The Insecure Hoe:  

    The Insecure Hoe, these the type of hoes that suffer from low self-esteem, so she fills her voids up with multiple dicks. Multiple. 


    This is the type of hoe that every nigga has had, because they in fact knows she’s a HOE. This type of hoe has absolutely no care for herself, she just out here.

    The hoe of the town. Everyone has had this hoe. But it’s something wrong with the lil bitch, she hatessss herself. But niggas don’t care, if she’s ready to suck, they ready to fuck. 

    She wants to feel pretty, she wants to feel smart, she wants to feel wanted.

This type of Hoe CAN NOT be saved. 

She only can save herself. Leave her to die honestly, 


An insecure hoe has deeper issues, deep seeded issues that requires professional help.

Then we have the broke hoes, fat hoes, rich hoes, dumb hoes, tall hoes, hood hoes, suburban hoes, lame hoes.

Different hoes for different reasons.

 Hoes gone indeed be hoes.


But honestly, HOE PHASES are needed!

Please date more than one person at a time.


It’s not about “being a hoe”.

It’s about expanding your horizons, you never know what you like until you actually try it.

Too many times, women invest THEIR ALL into a fuckboy, when really they don’t know any better, because they haven’t experienced any better.

Or waste precious years in a relationship that’s not stimulating them.


Women who have went through the HOE PHASE end up in relationships.

Plot Twist right?


It’s because she knows how she wants to be treated, and knows how she wants to be fucked.

A woman who knows what she wants is a dangerous woman.

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And how can you know what you want if you’ve never had those life experiences?

Hoe Phases are self- awareness, they shed light on what you will and won’t accept.

Experiencing different men is IMPORTANT.

I encourage all HOE-ISM.

And remember. tenor (5).gif

Draya, a certified WHORE, THOT. Look at her now, she has a family, business.

She used to hoe for a living.

Now look at the bitch.

Don’t believe me?


What about Kim K?


Hoe married with two kids, and millions.

I think I rest my case.

Always play your cards right,

Realize why you are in your hoe phase, are there deeper issues?

It’s not about being a hoe, IT’S ABOUT EXPERIENCING HOE-ISM. 

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7 thoughts on ““4 Experiences of THE Hoe Phase”

  1. You are literally one of the most funniest writers ever 😂 but you speak so much truth lol but the point that stood out to me the most is when you encouraged us to figure out WHY we are hoeing. Dick won’t fix a lot of shit, you are hella right about that!

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  2. This post is absolutely amazing!!!!! I love it because it’s true. We all have a HOE phase. I have an account on Twitter called The HOE Truth a subset of my page LADYHOOD a journey.

    It is so important to be sex positive but to also know the risks of FWBs and one-Night-stands. I have definitely been an insecure HOE hahahahaha love you for this sis


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